.:400 QUESTIONS:. [PART 2]

400 Questions

1. Name: James
2. Nickname(s): Grassa. Actually my Witch Name.
3. Birthday: October 12, 1948
4. That makes you: 68
5. Where were you born: Mobile Ala.
6. Location right now: Tallahassee, Fla.
7. Shoe size: 8.5 wide
8. How many piercings?: Two right now, but the doctor says they are healing nicely
9. Tattoos?: Nope.
10. When you wake up you're: Taking drugs.
11. When your about to sleep you're: totally exhausted
12. Zodiac sign: Sun Sign: Libra. Ascendant Sign: Scorpio.
13. Chinese sign: I is a rat.
14. Righty or Lefty: Right handed.
15. Innie or Outie: Innie.
16. School: Not since 1972 when I dropped out of Florida State

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: American
20. Weight: 176.2. The doctor weighed me today
21. Height: 5'5"
22. Braces? Dentures
23. Glasses? Since second grade

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? No and I don't want one.
25. If so, who? See above.
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? Selena Gomez
27. Who has a crush on you? No one that I know of.
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? Never. That is reprehensible.
29. Who was your first kiss: The woman who molested me when I was 2.
30. Who was your last kiss: My ex, on Oct. 12 '84.
31. Are you a virgin? Not for the last 66 years
32. Ever had a threesome before? yep.
33. NQ- Ever been swarmed by ladybugs?: Once, in a field infested by mites.
34. Have you ever been in love? Yes
35. Broken any hearts? One that I know of.
36. Got your heart broken? Oh, yeah.
37. Ever liked a friend? Twice.
38. What happened? One got married, the other disapeared into rehab.

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in? 8
40. How many were serious enough to count: Eight you numbnuts.
41. Who were those serious ones: All of them. I don't count flings as relationships.
42. NQ- Who USED to be your best friend: Kay and Ed.
43. What made them different: They lied and screwed me over.
44. What happened: I got even. Just even.
45. Best boy/girlfriend: Melissa
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: Terri-Lynn who ran around on me and Pam who mailed me wedding photos that I wasn't in to break off our engagement.
47. Ever been kissed: Almost everywhere.
48. Who do you want back: None of them.
49. What do you regret: My acts of adultry. I wasn't married, but she was.
50. Why? I was crazy?

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: "Lady in Black" and "Bold Marauder." Equally.
52. Movie: "The Wild Bunch" from 1969.
53. Food: Steak
54. Drink: Coke a Cola
55. Store: WallMart
56. Television show: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
57. Holiday: Halloween
58. Book: "Gates of Fire."
59. Ice cream: Chocolate
60. Sweets: Sodas and ice cream.
61. Crisps: Pretzels.
62. Type of music: Classic Rock, especially Album Oriented Rock
63. Artist: John Kay
64. Word: defenestration
65. Time of day: night
66. Dressing: Yech!
67. Alcoholic drink: Beer. But I can't drink anymore. Diabetes. Sigh.
68. Colour(s): Black/Red/Purple
69. Piece of clothing: Jeans and collared shirts. Shorts and tee shirts.
70. Character: Richard Sharpe
71. Smell: Church Incense
72. Shampoo: Ivory Soap
73. Soap: Ivory Soap
74. Smiley: Don't like 'em.
75. Board game: "War in the East"
76. Sport: Target shooting, especially rifle.
77. Number: 5
78. Quote: "I didn't rape those women, God gave them to me to chastise." from "The Dirty Dozen"
79. Animal: Cats
80. Actor: Yul Brenner
82. Vegetable: Broccoli
83. Fruit: Mandarin Orange
84. Place to be: Asleep
85. Thing in your room: My bed.
86. Gum: Don't
87. Shape: Pentacle
88. Country: USA
89. Mall: Don't do malls any more
90. Car: Mine
91. Boy's name: James
92. Girl's name: Melissa
93. Family member: None. My family and I don't like each other.
94. Restaurant: Whataburger
95. Movie place: Movies 8 in Tallahassee
96. Person to go to the movies with: No one.
97. Noise: Yech!
98. Brand of Shoe: Cheap
99. Brand of clothing: Cheap
100. Body part of a chicken: Wings
101. Swear word: Sistersucker
102. Month: I like May
103. Possession: Shirt worn by Dakota Fanning
104. Team: Don't like sports
105. Season: of what? Huh?
106. Radio station: None
107. Magazine: KMT
108. Favourite grade: I hated school!
109. Least favourite grade: I hated school
110. Teacher: Mrs. Wince
111. Least favourite teacher: The idiot who punished me for reporting a sexual assault
112. Subject: History in school, Archaeology in university
113. Subject to talk about: Military history and the occult.

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: Jeannette, she's dead.
115. Who's your dad?: Robert, he's dead.
116. Any step-parents?: Nope. They stayed married until death did them part
117. Any brothers?: An older one whom I have never met
118. Any Sisters?: An older one whom I hate
120. Coolest: My uncle who was in Belleau Wood
121. Loudest: Dad
122. Best relative: Alive? None.
123. Worse relative: All the living ones
124. Do you get along with your parents? If I saw them I would shoot them in the head. They're dead so if I saw them they would be zombies.
125. With your siblings? Kill the sister, bless the brother
126. Does anyone understand you? Yep
127. Do you have any pets? Not now
128. If so, what kind and name? I have had cats, dogs, fish and birds.
129. If not, what do you want as a pet? I would like a nice, calm cat.

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? Not since 1972.
132. Did you drop out?: Yes. I couldn't learn another language and couldn't graduate without one.
133. Your current GPA: The last year, counting Spanish 3.75, not counting Spanish 3.92.
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: I did both when in school
135. ABC's?: That was hammered into everyone back then.
136. Favorite class: History or Archaeology
137. Play any sports at school?: No
138. Are you popular? Never
139. Favourite memory: Shooting several members of the KKK
140. Most humiliating moment: Mistaking a lass for her sister.
141. Most funniest moment: Helping the police capture a felon.
142. Most scared moment: Being shot at.

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Wings
146. Dog: Taco
147. Christina Aguilera: eh
148. Ricky Martin: eh
149. 50 cent: Crap
150. Poop: Deck
151. Beach: Bikinis
152. Dessert: Ice Cream
153. Water: Fear
154. Osama: Anger
155. Love: Rage
156. Your little brother: Don't have one.
157. Butt: Arse
158. Clowns: Circus
159. Wonder: The Goddess Isis
16o. Brown: Rot
161. Banana: Potassium
162. Sex: Never again
163. Parents: Tormentors. They did the best they could, but shouldn't have had children
164. Homosexuals: I don't care
165. God: Goddess

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Yes
167. Heaven: Yes
168. Devil: Yes, though I don't understand why the Christians created him.
169. Hell: Yes, though I don't understand why the Christians created it.
170: Boogy man: Yes. He's a pal.
171. Closet Monsters: Closet creatures, yes. They are not all monsters.
172. Fortune telling's: Yes
173. Magic: Yes
174. Love at first sight: Lust at first sight
175. Ghosts: Yes, I've seen 'em.
176. Voo-doo dolls: Yes, I've made 'em.
177. Reincarnation: Yes, I have lived before.
178. Yourself: I exist.

Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: Not anymore
180. Do drugs: Not anymore
181. Drink alcohol: Not anymore
182. Cuss: What a stupid Goddamn question!
183. Sing in the shower: No
184. Like school: Hell no.
185. Want to get married: Hell no.
186. Type with all of your fingers: Of course, doesn't everyone over 16?
187. Think you're attractive: No, but not ugly either.
188. Drink and drive: Only once.
189. Snore: Like a demon growling.
190. Sleep walk: Maybe
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: No.

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: No.
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: Yes.
194. Told that person how you felt: I'm honest.
195. Been arrested: Yep.
196. Gone to jail or juve: Only for hours.
197. Skateboarded: Nope
198. Skinny dipped: No.
199. Rock climbed: No.
200. Killed someone: I don't think so.
201. Watched porn: Yes, but it bores me.
202. Gone on a road trip: Yes.
203. Went out of the country: To Japan and Hawaii that wasn't a state then.
204. Talked back to an adult: Oh, yes!
205. Broken a law: Many
206. Got pulled over: Yep
208: Cried to get out of trouble: I'm a guy, that doesn't work for us.
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Of course.
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: Yech.
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: Yes, even dated her.
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: of course
213. Moon someone: nope
214. Shop-lifted: yep
215. Worked at McDonald's: Yes.
216. Eaten a dog: Yep. Cats too.
217. Give money to a homeless person: Rarely.
218. Glued your hand to yourself: No
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Yes
220. Had a one night stand: Yes
221. Smoked: for a time
222. Done drugs: Many drugs back in the sixties
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: No.
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Yes.
225. Had cyber sex: Yes
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: For a short time in high school
227. Caught someone doing something: Yep. Told the cops too.
228. Played a game that removes clothing: Yes.
229. Cried during a movie: "A Bridge to Terrabithia"
230. Cried over someone: Yes. When Melissa was blown up by terrorists.
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Had the idea.
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Yea...it's called a one night stand.
233. Ran away from home: Yes. Stayed away too.
234. Cheated on a test: Hell no. That's reprehensible.

Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: No.
236. Sky dive: No.
237. Swim with dolphins: Yes.
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: No.
239. Try to be the opposite sex: No.
240. Lie to the police: No.
241. Run from the police: I have done this.
242. Lie to your parents: I have done this
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: Never
244. Be an exotic dancer: I danced topless on a stage. Made $33. Does that count?
245. NQ- Kill the president: Of course not.

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: When I'm not with friends
247. Loud: when I'm with friends
248. Nice: Ho, ho, ho, ha, haaaaaaa
249: Outgoing: Nope
250: Quiet: When alone or with strangers
251. Mean: No
252. Emotional: Inside, yes
253. Sensitive: More than people think
254. Gay: I'm straight, and don't care what others are.
255. Strong: Not any more.
256. Weak: In some ways. I'm old and wearing out.
257. Caring: To those who deserve it.
258. Dangerous: Not to the innocent. To predators, yes.
259. Crazy: The doctors haven't decided.
260. Spontaneous: No, not at all.
261. Funny: I can be. I like to tell jokes to strangers.
262. Sweet: If you are someone I care about.
263. Sharing: If I have the resources.
264. Responsible: Yes.
265. Trustworthy: Yes.
266. Open-minded: Yes
267. Creative: Yes
268. Cute: Not in this life. When younger I was OK.
269. Slick: No.
270. Smart: IQ 165-172
271. Dumb: Hell no.
272. Evil: No, although there is darkness inside me.
273. Ghetto: No.
274. Classy: No
275. Photogenic: No
276. Dependable: Yes
277. Greedy: No
278. Ugly: No.
279. Messy: No
280. Neat: Yes, in some ways.
281. Perverted: I don't think so, neither do the people who know me.
282. Silly: I can be.
283. A B****: Nope, neither am I the male equivalent
284. A Good Listener: Yes.
285. A Fighter: For what is right, yes. To protect others, yes. Otherwise not anymore.
286. A Party Animal: No longer.
287. A Game Freak: Yes
288. A Computer Freak: No

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Egyptologist
290. Dream house: A shack in Egypt
291. Husband/Wife: Oh, God save me!
292. Kids: Cooked. I can't abide them raw.
293. Names: CHILL, COC, Bridge, Board wargames.
294. Pets: None now.
295. Car: Old KIA Rio.
296. Age you would want to get married: Never again!
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: See # 296.
298. Honeymoon: June, when the bees make the most honey.

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: Tom, Don W., Ralph.
300. Known the longest: Ralph
301. Craziest: Tom
302. Loudest: Tom, without doubt.
303. Shyest: Don W.
304. Best hair: Ralph. He is the only one who still has hair.
305. Best eyes: None of us have good eyes anymore.
306. Best body: We are old and falling apart at the seams.
307. Most Athletic: Ralph. He lives and works on a ranch.
308. Hot-Tempered: Tom.
309. Most impatient: Tom.
310. Shortest: Don W.
311. Tallest: Ralph.
312. Skinniest: The three of them are nearly seven hundred pounds.
313. Best singer: That would be Don M. Not one of my "besties."
314. Funniest: None of us are really funny.
315. Can always make you laugh: ?
316. Wish you talked to more: I see them often enough
317. Wish you saw more: See # 316.
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Tom. He has problems.
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: Ralph.
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': Nope
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Those three.
322. Who is like your family: Those three would be what you mean.
323. How many friends do you have?: Friends? Three. Acquaintances? Several many.
324. How many are really close? Just those three.

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: A sugar-free Amish fudge
326. Thing you drank: Coke Zero
327. Thing you wore: Shorts and underwear.
328. Thing you did: Rode with an insurance salesman to a small town in Georgia
329. Place you went: To a small town in Georgia.
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: All my piercings have healed and the perpetrators are all dead or doing hard time.
331. Person you saw: Tom.
332. Person you hugged: Don W.
333. Person you kissed: A High Priestess at an Esbat.
334. NQ- Person you beat to a juicy pulp: A jerk who nearly hit me with his car.
335. Person you talked to online: Tom.
336. Person you talked to on the phone: Don M.
337. Song you heard: Layla
338. Show you saw: Fox News
339. Time you fought with your parents: 2007
340. Time you fought with a friend: More than 15 years ago.
341. Words you said: "See you at the Game."

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Denture adhesive.
344. What are you drinking: Caffeine free diet soda.
345. What are you thinking: How to answer these questions at PG or less rating.
346. What are you wearing: Shorts, underwear.
347. What are you doing: Answering these questions.
349. Hair: Gone.
350. Mood: Subdued Rage.
351. Listening to: Tinnitus.
352. Talking to anyone: Besides myself? No one.
353. Watching anything: Not at the moment.

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: No. Omnivore.
356. Are you heterosexual: Yes
357. Do you like penguins: I've never eaten one.
358. Do you write poetry: Yes.
359. Do you see stupid people: With an IQ of 172, yes.
360. You + Me: Not likely at all. By the time Sydney is old enough for me to date, I'll likely be dead.
361. Do you like the Osbournes: Bite your tongue!
362. Can you see flying pigs: Not since the last trebuchet contest.
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: I have a hugging pillow, but no animals.
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No.
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: No.
366. Are you a zombie: Not any more.
367. Am i annoying you: Nope.
368. Do you bite your nails: No. I sometimes pick them however.
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yes.
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: Not since June 1969.
371. Have you touched someone's private part: Many people, many times. Ever heard of a "Love in?"

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn: Autum
374. Shakira or Britney: Shakira
375. MTV or VH1: Neither. They both suck.
376. Black or White: Why don't you ask about a color?
377. Yellow or Pink: Oh, here are the colors. Nevermind.
378. Football or Basketball: May Satan devour the professional ball players.
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Yech.
380. Pen or Pencil: For what purpose?
381. Cold or Hot: Cold.
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Neither voluntarily.
383. Inside or Outside: Inside.
384. Weed or Alcohol: No recreational drugs for me.
385. Coke or Pepsi: I just told you I don't use drugs.
386. Tape or Glue: For what purpose?
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: Obscene!

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: Like it.
389. About boy bands: I'm a guy and prefer girl bands, like the Runnaways.
390: About suicide: I am technically suicidal. I won't harm myself, but don't really care if I die.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: Thank Goddess for machine guns.
392. About teen pregnancy: Its been here from the beginning and will last as long as there are teens.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Dead, or a nursing home.
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Tom and Ralph. Don W. has too many medical problems to last.
395. About gay men: I don't think about gay men.

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: No.
397. Current weather right now: A tropical storm just past, so sunny, hot and humid.
398. Current time: 3:42 PM EST
399. Last thoughts: I wish I'd shot Bundy when I had the chance.
400. Tag: Tag? TAG? You mean I'm it! Arrrrrrrgggggg!